Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Wise Man or Fool?

I met a little guy in his mid forties at a night club in Midtown who owned and operated a strip club in New Jersey. He told me that he could turn most women into prostitutes. I asked “How does that work?” He motioned over a bottle waitress and asked her “What kind of car do you drive.” She said “Acura.” He said “What year?” She said “06.” She asked “Why?” He said “Just curious.” She walked away puzzled. He said she will circle back later to ask him “Why?” privately. He would then tell her that she could make $1,500/hr. He said women want Prada bags, Gucci sunglasses and Mercedes so if you give them a way to get those things relatively easily they will do what it takes as long as it’s discreet. He said “Greed” is what makes women prostitutes.

I pointed to an attractive female and asked “Do you think you can turn her into a prostitute?” He said “No.” I asked “Why not?” He said “She’s too stuck up?” I asked “Meaning?” He said “She thinks she can get some moron to give her a ring and commit to support her for the rest of her life. So let me ask you. Do you think this guy is a wise man or a fool?